All the greats have a jingle and by popular demand, Jimmy brings you his:
Oh Jimmy Jambone, you’re fucking obscene,
You do the things, of which most others can only dream,
You live a life, of unrivalled ease,
You pick up girls like picking apples off trees.
Oh Mr. Jambone, what did you say?
Why don’t you go, find a girl of your own age?
You say that when they get old,
you find you have to wear a blindfold?
Jimmy Jambone, won’t you come on over?
You’re a modern day Giacomo Casanova,
So adorable women don’t notice,
Your true intent and your ulterior motives.
Until it’s too late, it’s starting to work,
Sometimes you’re nice and then you’re a real jerk,
You’re not quite what you seemed,
Mr. Jambone you are a dream.
Jimmy Jambone, you truly inspire,
You’re a countryside walk and a night by the fire,
You make us feel like we’ve rocked till we’ve dropped.
You’re a vanilla slice; you’re the cherry on top.
Jambone, you’re clearly a wowser,
And ten times cooler than that nob head Krauser,
Whether you’re right or you’re wrong,
We all love your opinions.