There’s a wanky old bag of bullshittery that often comes in discussions about jazz music with mop heads. Some nob stretch once said ‘the greatness of the jazz musician is the notes he doesn’t play’ and a load of dick stretches since then repeat it, thinking they sound like they know what they are talking about. What a load […]
Well, it has been an eventful few days so far in Belgrade. And completely non eventful. The first news is that it appears my girl has flown. No joke, it’s over. She sent me a very clear message on What’s App to the effect that things are over and has since ceased all communication. I […]
Belgrade. Arrived 24 hours ago. My girl is Serbian, though she lives in Ziggledizog, so I see a lot of JJ lookalikes. The weather is hot, the girls are hot and plentiful, almost every street is prime time and it’s cheap as fuck. I am smashing down Watermelon Martinis at £3 a go. I’ve posted a […]