I start the new year by spending all day in bed banging two hot chicks (Part One)

I am feeling rather buoyant this New Years Day. I’ve just spent the past 24 hours in bed with two hot girls fucking them, filming them and having them serve my every sexual whim.

More about the threesome later but 2012 on the whole is a year of great promise for me. I’m going to make a tonne of money and hopefully not have to work as much as I did last year. And there’s the added promise that Blackburn Rovers are going to be not only relegated in 2012 but may go bust and slip into obscurity as well. I fucking loves it.

First the obligatory year end stats that we all seem to do. 2011 was a year of not really that much skirt chasing for Jimmy.

10 lays.

Very few opens obviously but quite a lot of loose ends, girls in other countries who if I actually booked a flight and went I’d get the lay. I reckon I have about 4 or 5 of these. There’s also a couple of girls this year I could have closed if I’d tried a bit harder with them but just didn’t feel the quality was worth it for the numbers. I won’t put a load of effort into a 7. A 7 has to be largely on a plate for me.

The highest quality was a couple of 8s. The Manchester girl result saved the year from being a bit shabby.

So that was pretty much my 2011 but what have the boys at Team Hampstead been doing in the last few days. Well it all started back in Oslo a few months ago.

I never got round to putting day 3 up. But the upshot was, Krauser dated a smack head, I never fucked Audrey, Burto found a place that did all you can eat pizza and I came back to London with 2 strong leads. ‘Audrey’ and ‘Long Legs’. Long Legs is the girl in this audio clip.

So Long Legs is a reasonably hot girl with a great eye catching body but ultimately a steady 7. I’ve been FB chatting but not much. In December she messages me:

‘I am coming to London for NYE’.

Game on. I knew the chances of fucking her were around 95% plus.

‘I am coming to London with my irritating, crazy fat friend (not her actual words) and my other friend who is a model.  Add her on FBook’.

So I add her. A good looking girl, looks like a 9 in photos but in real life, like most models, actually just a good cute 7 who happens to be very photogenic. But a model nonetheless. I won’t post photos of the girls because Krauser probably will and I just can’t be bothered.

Ok, so Long Legs is coming to London, I am going to fuck her but she is coming with two friends in tow, a well meaning but massively irritating, emotional  5 who is desperate for sex and is a total embarrassment to be with … and a hot model.

Well I need wings. The 5 is a pain but hey, we put up with her and someone gets a free shot at a model. I owe potato face a few girls so he gets first dibs and says he’s in. I get to bang a decent looking girl for no effort, he gets a shot at the model and that’s worth us both having to put up with the 5.

Long legs texts me her first night in London asking me what I am doing that night. It’s cold, dark and I don’t want to go out so I say I am busy (I was anyway, it was Becks birthday and we were having pizza and champagne) and that we’ll go out tomorrow.

So we meet the girls on the day before New Year’s Eve.

So the story starts basically with me meeting Long Legs and within 30 minutes Krauser and I realise it’s 100% on, it’s all just routine and logistics. So that’s me sorted. It’s all about now helping Krauser close the model. She’s a typical model. A bit moody and short tempered, assumes she is on a pedestal.

Not to big my friend up, but he genuinely did a couple of hours of perfect, hilarious, textbook Mystery Method to kick the pedestal she was standing out from under her. People in the bars at other tables were watching and laughing. He had her pawing at him, he’d cuddle her, tool her, make everyone laugh, do something cheeky, then steal her drink. She was blowing hot and cold but eventually her frame just crumbled and she went for him. At one point she sat on his knee on the tube and he started moving her arms like a puppet and making her make stupid noises. Classic. Tooling her constantly in ways that were cute and clever and got everyone laughing.

So we’re basically having a great night in Camden Blues Kitchen where we meet the rest of the RSG gang, banging down the Rums and Ginger.

Now the drama comes in with the 5. As soon as she sees Nick, she says to her friends ‘he’s mine, I really like him, don’t do anything with him’ which then created this situation where the model has seemingly got to do the dirty on her friend if he’s to end up fucking her. So we have this to contend with, it causes the 5 to drink more and get emotional. When she gets emotional she corners people and talks garbage at them, loudly, for ages and ages and ages and ages and generally interrupts anything he or she is trying to do that night.

Enter the ‘Alex’, one of our wings. A stand up guy who’s come through for his mates in a big way on lots of occasions. I’d call him a good wing but it’s better than that, he’s a guy who knows how to be a good mate. On this occasion he sees what is going on, knows Krauser and I are on for some good action and basically just decides to commit his night to entertaining the obstacle. Taking her attention off Krauser escalating things with the model.

At this point I had no intention of posting about this lay. There was nothing special about it. I was thinking of doing a post on wings and experiences I’ve had, examples of good things examples of bad things. I didn’t know the way things were headed.

So we bounce the chicks back to the house, we get them in the Hemingway Suite and lay on the verbal escalation. Alex suffers an hour or two if inane bollocks from the 5 and Krau and I eventually take the girls off to our respective rooms. Fade to black…. for the moment…

Just one little quirk to add here. At one point in the Hemingway I tell my target to follow me downstairs. I took her to my room, where the lights were dim and music was playing and I told her to strip. I told her I was NOT going to fuck her or even touch her. I was going to look at her naked. I wanted to know, when we went back upstairs, exactly how sexy she was. She said I was crazy, I stripped her naked spanked her arse and ordered her to get dressed again. I often do things like this just to add a bit of playfulness and sexual spice to the seduction. Long before I have fucked a girl I’ve got her to do something like this, my standard is on the second date I know a coffee shop in London with an upstairs section where no one ever goes. I tend to get them to strip for me and pose for photos there. Or on summer nights I get them to strip off for me in a park. Just look at them.

I keep saying I’ll write my date game method and I will.

Next day, I am one up on my stats for the year, got to double figures for something like the 15^th year running and expect that’s the end of that. I’m considering my option on Long Legs. She’s not someone I’d date properly but she’s into her sex and she’s a good girl so I am weighing up my options. Krauser says I should pass her on to him. So I say fine. That’s my next step and I know she’d be up for it. She loves her sex play.

I’m tired from 4 hours of sleep, a couple of bottles of rum and a day of constant fucking. More to come later.