CLACK ATTACK – My First Blog Close

Well I suppose it gives the game away as to the end of this story, but it’s my first close yet on a girl I have blogged about. It was a long and weird night, full of tests and game. I shall do my best to recount faithfully.

Yesterday Shammers and I went out for day game but the streets were dead. The bars were dead, if you could even find one that was open. To be honest, this Copenhagen trip has been great fun, but for game it’s the wrong time of year.

So all we have had to shoot at has been the girls at the hostel, the 6 and 7. But when the pickings are slim a 6 and a 7 start to look appealing. I was just struggling to decide between the two. 6 on a plate or a 7 on long game. I’d usually prefer the higher quality girl on long game but the 6 was on a plate and really slutty.

But fortune favoured me. It turned out the 6 wasn’t going out last night. The 7 was. The 6 invited me to her room for a drink before I went out. So it was looking like I could clack the 6 then go out with the 7, pawn her if possible but if not then just escalate.

Now 6 and 7 are room mates. There’s 6 of them in a room, that‘s why it‘s not so easy to get this done, you have to organise a time when they have the room to themselves.

The Swedish group of 5 are best mates from years ago, the 6 is their new friend from this trip. All of them were checking out and going home first thing in the morning.

Right that’s where I was at. Now given that I was actually hoping to find a good few bars at night and game something worth blogging about, all I was really doing with 6 and 7 was managing my depressing fall back options.

Now at some point 6 decided to change her mind and come out after all, scuppering my plans. I realised later that this was because she didn’t want me out with 7. She knew 7 liked me and wanted me to herself.

So there I was, ready to roll out with the Addams Family when the unthinkable happened. The dickheads didn’t call for me, they went out without Shammers and I. We weren’t sure why, but again, given that these two weren’t anything but a depressing fall back, we didn’t mind and we went out regardless. Turns out later, they thought we were coming to meet them afterwards.

We actually found a bar. And it was a pretty good one. It turned out it was a private party for bartenders in Copenhagen, but they took to Sham Bam and I and we spent the whole night there. There were about 30 guys and two women, but I‘d pretty much given up on game at this point and was just happy to soak up the free drinks we were being offered. At one point 7 began calling me, asking where I was. It turns out they were all in a bar just 5 metres away. 7 asked me to go but I said we were happy where we were so we’d probably be staying put.

Then 6 called. She had left the others and was asking me to go and meet her. She was miles away. With two random American guys. I told her where I was and said she can come but I can’t go and find her. She said we’d never see each other again after tonight. I said I know so let me know if you come to the bar.

10 minutes later she turned up. She immediately tried to get me to buy her drinks, but before I could even tell her no, she was flirting with some guy and ignoring me. So I just kept my social proof high with the new friends I’d made. Knowing she was just fucking with me.

Then the 7 turned up, with the rest of the crew. And things got interesting. Over the course of 3 or 4 hours I had various conversations with 6 and 7. They tended to instigate, and to various degrees, then go and talk to other guys, which I would respond my just jumping into another set or talking to the other.

Then as the night wore on the AMOGS started. I lost count. I was  sitting with 7 and her two other mates and guys constantly came over, due to the fact that outside these girls, there were no other girls in the bar aside from someone’s girlfriend and some girl Shamble was in set with.

One guy came over all high energy so I told him to dance for us. He happily obliged like a dancing monkey. Job done.

Another guy slapped me with a party hooter and offered me to blow it saying ’slap and a blow’. Cheeky cunt. I told him I don’t blow guys and turned my back slighty. Job done.

Another guy twanged my braces. I explained that I wasn’t gay but that I did believe there is a guy bar nearby and that if he hurried he could get there. He was furious and angrily blurted out some long winded rebuttal ’yeah, well, you seem to know where it is then, so that means you know, so you’re just as gay then aren’t you so thanks for letting me know but I am not gay, you are.’ Basically, job done.

So 6 is now dropping the flirting with the other guys and trying to win my attention by actually talking to me. 7 is telling me she likes sex but hasn’t done much of it. I am really not doing much to encourage them, just avoiding doing any wrong things, like chasing or jumping into their hoops too much.

At some point another of the girls from the group starting flirting with me. Some Danish guy had been hassling her so she didn’t want to leave my side. He sat next to her looking at her like a puppy dog while I told her she should give the poor guy a chance.

My head was frying. What do I do. Maybe I try and get a threesome out of this? Was 7 open to taking this somewhere. Was new girl a possible last minute substitute?

It was getting to a point where I was paralyzed by options. The night was wearing on and I had to do something. At some point we were all going home and the rooms would be full so I had to take a girl back and get the clacking started or drop 6 and work one of the other girls sufficiently enough for long game.

6 and 7 began competing quite a bit. Check these photos out. Both are touching me up while all this is going on. In the meantime, Shammers is gaming an 8 and another target of his walks in, the 7 from the hostel who scrubs up well and makes a 9 when she puts effort in. I was blown away. And here I was stuck with my trolls. I had to get out of here.

Then 6 basically grew balls for me and made my decision. She put sex right on the table. I said fine, let’s go. Then she started give it ’yeah but you like 7 more than you like me’. I just was honest, I was gamed out, I told her, look, I have options, there’s a few girls in Copenhagen want to fuck me, you’re up for it and probably the best fuck out of the lot of them, now let’s go’.

She said nothing, I spoke to Shammers, then she came back to me and said ’I can’t believe you just said that’

‘What’

‘That you can fuck any girl you like and only want to fuck me because you think I am a slut’. A few people heard this.

Drunk, attention seeking and emotional. This was about to turn bad. I cut my losses and said ’Look, I have to get an early night, we can be friends, let’s leave it at that’.

I left with Sham Bam.

How did I go from everything to nothing. And with a 6!? Jesus, Copenhagen isn’t game town for me. Get me back to London. I could only imagine what was being said back in the bar now. An emotional, drunk wreck who is enthusiastically willing to totally misrepresent what was actually said, having free reign over the whole set in terms of what just went down.

Two hours later, I was asleep, my phone rang. 6 was outside my room. Sober and lucid. But inexplicably naked and wet. Let’s go fuck she said.

So at 4am in the morning, I blatantly fucked the naughty little 6 in her bed while all her friends in her dorm room listened and watched from the other bunks. It was a funny old atmosphere in the room when we all woke up this morning.

I went out and did some day game, but wasn’t feeling it. Cold, tired and just wanting to get back to London. I waited about an hour for a Jimmy girl, opened, didn’t go anywhere. Came home. Now back at the hostel, there’s a fresh set of girls in town, 8s. Might see what tonight brings but our flight is 10am tomorrow morning so I think this is likely where this story ends.

Copenhagen, fun town, bit dead at New Year. But to be honest, the streets were busy today and the quality just isn’t here. In Zagreb you can’t walk 10 metres without seeing at least an 8. Today I saw about 3 8 plus in about 3 hours.